Warframe. The game about space ninjas going round to the space houses of two races and slaughtering them because some female head told them to. It's utterly preposterous, and yet, to date, I have spent one hundred and ten hours of my life dedicated to the slaughter of millions in the name of epic loot.
I can't remember why I decided to download this game, it's an impulse lost in the mists of time, but I knew very little about it. I knew it was free to play, and I knew it had guns, my instinct was this was some kind of death match arena game and I am really not peachy keen on them, but I clicked that download button anyway.
|Yes, I have a stag head|
|The Solar System is you Oyster|
|I shot a space ray, through the mouth, and stuck him to a door.|
|It's still in open beta remember|
|Please, don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.|
|It's almost like a second game to find all the bugs.|
|Don't go losing your head|